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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:09:57 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>See Brett. See Brett blog.</title><subtitle>See Brett. See Brett blog.</subtitle><id>http://brettborders.com/home/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://brettborders.com/home/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://brettborders.com/home/atom.xml"/><updated>2008-10-16T00:04:01Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Is your refrigerator running? Must be the beer.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/10/16/is-your-refrigerator-running-must-be-the-beer.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/10/16/is-your-refrigerator-running-must-be-the-beer.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-10-16T00:00:43Z</published><updated>2008-10-16T00:00:43Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tl6PbJeAaJ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tl6PbJeAaJ8&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Boy am I stupid. I’ve had to move twice in the last nine months (long story, don’t ask) and each time, it was hoisting the fridge into the <a target="_blank" title="Moving is never an adventure." href="http://www.uhaul.com/">U-Haul</a> that I dreaded the most. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What I should’ve done is just bought a case of <a target="_blank" title="Bottoms up." href="http://www2.guinness.com/Pages/Gateway-en-row.aspx?RefUrl=http%3a%2f%2fwww.guinness.com%2fTemplates%2fRedirectToGateway.aspx%3fNRMODE%3dPublished%26NRNODEGUID%3d%257b7892FE09-EC41-4F5B-A336-9EAC47569C2F%257d%26NRORIGINALURL%3d%252f%26NRCACHEHINT%3dGuest&amp;Lang=en-row&amp;BrandId=SO&amp;RhCountry=&amp;RhYear=">Guinness</a>, sat back, and let the dang thing move itself as we see in this new spot from <a target="_blank" title="They have the coolest accent." href="http://www.thecreativeworkcomesfirst.com/iibbdo_content.html">Irish International BBDO</a>. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sigh. Well, we do learn, don’t we?<br><br></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>McMahon avoids bankruptcy; channels Huggy Bear.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/9/30/mcmahon-avoids-bankruptcy-channels-huggy-bear.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/9/30/mcmahon-avoids-bankruptcy-channels-huggy-bear.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-09-30T21:23:45Z</published><updated>2008-09-30T21:23:45Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://brettborders.com/storage/ed_mcmahon.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1222810554302"></span></span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Experian-owned <a target="_blank" title="Sing along now..." href="http://www.freecreditreport.com">freecreditreport.com</a> has developed a loyal following with the Middle School crowd. At least if my kids are any indication. They love the <a target="_blank" title="I'm getting old." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH6A41KASgI">kitschy songs performed by the slacker twentysomethings</a> and can sing all three of them on cue. (Okay, so maybe my kids watch too much TV.)<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Well, let’s see how the <a target="_blank" title="I kid you not." href="http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003855163">forthcoming new spots featuring Ed McMahon rapping</a> are received once they begin appearing online in a couple weeks.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Yep, you read that right.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The 85-year-old former <a target="_blank" title="Happier times." href="http://www.tv.com/ed-mcmahon/person/3642/biography.html">Johnny Carson sidekick</a> will appear wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around L.A. in an Escalade and flaunting more bling than any member of the AARP should be allowed to.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Sadly the <a target="_blank" title="One of the nation's more publicized foreclosures." href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/06/04/2008-06-04_hard_times_for_ed_mcmahon_fighting_forec.html">lyrics are true</a>. But until the spots begin making their way around the Web, the jury remains out on whether the spots are funny. Or just a pitiful comment on our <a target="_blank" title="Jim Cramer is gonna burst a blood vessel." href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/26959206">economic times</a>.<br><br></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>I'll just have a salad. One that eats burgers.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/9/11/ill-just-have-a-salad-one-that-eats-burgers.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/9/11/ill-just-have-a-salad-one-that-eats-burgers.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-09-11T18:35:15Z</published><updated>2008-09-11T18:35:15Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OiAhRsJlNWU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OiAhRsJlNWU&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a target="_blank" title="Oh, come on. You're laughing..." href="http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/373/">Ads that poke a finger in the eye of vegetarians</a> are nothing new. And sure, the vegan crowd makes an easy and sometimes undeserved target, but there’s just something inherently funny about the idea of <a target="_blank" title="Homer Simpson would be proud." href="http://www.freewebs.com/avsme/">embracing meat</a>. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; E.g., this hilarious viral video by <a target="_blank" title="Kirshenbaum Bond" href="http://www.kb.com/">Kirshenbaum Bond + Partners</a> for <a target="_blank" title="Fast food, anyone?" href="http://www.wendys.com/">Wendy’s</a> that has been making its way around the Internet as of late. It, and the landing page for the campaign called “<a target="_blank" title="Is TOO a word." href="http://www.meatatariansunite.com/join/">Metatrians Unite</a>” seeks to, and I quote “eat meat, and only meat, without the inclusion of other non-meat products…” <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; While that may sound like a bad case of constipation (not to mention <a target="_blank" title="28,000 french fries later." href="http://www.uphs.upenn.edu/news/News_Releases/jan07/MTP-inhibition-reduce-high-cholesterol-photo.htm">atherosclerosis</a>) just waiting to happen, you’ve got to love any banner headline that's spelled entirely with ground beef.<br><br></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>An exception to the rule.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/8/28/an-exception-to-the-rule.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/8/28/an-exception-to-the-rule.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-08-28T22:43:34Z</published><updated>2008-08-28T22:43:34Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ae3tFI8wXE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-ae3tFI8wXE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I’m usually not a sucker for great editing, great shots and great music. Unless they’re <a title="Then it's a different story." href="http://www.brandrepublic.com/Campaign/Creative/55344/nike-courage-wieden-kennedy/">done by Wieden &amp; Kennedy</a>. Then I’ve found I fall for them hook, line and sinker. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say what you will about spots like this (which is one of many to mark the <a title="Get them something silver." href="http://blog.oregonlive.com/playbooksandprofits/2008/07/nike_celebrates_just_do_it_20t.html">20th anniversary of “Just Do It”</a>) being an execution in search of an idea, but I love it.<br><br></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>And yet, it never gets soggy.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/8/8/and-yet-it-never-gets-soggy.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/8/8/and-yet-it-never-gets-soggy.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-08-08T18:50:06Z</published><updated>2008-08-08T18:50:06Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<object width="400" height="321">	<param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" />	<param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" />	<param name="movie" value="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1359539&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" />	<embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1359539&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="321"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1359539?pg=embed&amp;sec=1359539"></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Oreos and I have a long history together. As a teen back in the ‘80s, there were two things I couldn’t get enough of: (1) <a target="_blank" title="Hungy like the, well, you know..." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv6Cr5LZStE">Duran Duran</a> and (2) Double Stuf Oreos. But now, with a family history of high cholesterol, they’ve been banished to the dietary netherworld along with <a target="_blank" title="Vanilla Swiss Almond" href="http://www.haagendazs.com/">Haagen-Dazs</a> and pretty much anything on the menu at <a target="_blank" title="I miss fries." href="http://www.in-n-out.com/">In-n-Out Burger</a>.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But LDL concerns aside, you’ve got to love this guerilla mall elevator display by <a target="_blank" title="Foote Cone &amp; Belding." href="http://draftfcb.com/flash/index.html">DRAFTFCB</a>. And it’s payoff line – “milk’s favorite cookie” – is pretty nice, too. (Courtesy of <a target="_blank" title="Thanks for the post." href="http://got-ads.blogspot.com/">Got Ads?</a>)<br><br></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The aliens have landed. And they don't like decaf.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/7/22/the-aliens-have-landed-and-they-dont-like-decaf.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/7/22/the-aliens-have-landed-and-they-dont-like-decaf.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-07-22T16:40:05Z</published><updated>2008-07-22T16:40:05Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block"><span><img  src="http://brettborders.com/storage/mcd_corn.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1216745312661"></span></span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; M. Night Shyamalan’s 2002 movie <a target="_blank" title="One scary flick." href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/">“Signs”</a> scared the poo out of me the way few movies do. <br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; So when I stumbled upon <a target="_blank" title="AdFreak" href="http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2008/07/mcdonalds-grows.html">AdFreak’s post</a> about a Nebraska-area farm that has apparently turned its 40+ acre cornfield into one big outdoor ad space for McDonald’s coffee, my first fear was that we’d been invaded again – only this time by aliens all hopped-up on caffeine. Then I noticed the second logo for “Froggy 98, Lincoln’s Best Country” and realized no self-respecting E.T. would co-op their space with a country music station.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Judging by <a target="_blank" title="Hey, corn lovers!" href="http://www.bensonfarms.com/maze.htm">the farm’s site,</a> it appears the ad is legit. Though the photo sure looks like it could just as likely be a product of <a target="_blank" title="Shame on you." href="http://gawker.com/tag/photoshop/?i=5023846&amp;t=iran-gets-33-scarier-with-photoshop-retouching">Photoshop.</a><br><br></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Imagine if your ringtone was popcorn popping.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/6/27/imagine-if-your-ringtone-was-popcorn-popping.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/6/27/imagine-if-your-ringtone-was-popcorn-popping.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-06-27T22:30:22Z</published><updated>2008-06-27T22:30:22Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oj6SZgbBuSQ&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Oj6SZgbBuSQ&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; In the back of everyone&rsquo;s microwave-bombarded brains, we&rsquo;re all at least a little concerned about the possible <a href="http://www.rfsafe.com/DNA_EFFECTS.htm" target="_blank">long-term effects</a> of chatting it up too much on our cell phones. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Enter this month-old viral YouTube post by Bluetooth accessory manufacturer <a href="http://www.cardowireless.com/" target="_blank">Cardo Systems</a>. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It&rsquo;s actually kind of a funny idea that had a lot of people going. Why, even Good Morning America <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyeQuSngHM" target="_blank">performed their own highly scientific test</a> (not a shining moment in morning television). <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Granted the whole thing plays on people&rsquo;s fears and is no way rooted in actual physics, but I&rsquo;m willing to excuse that in the spirit of a cool marketing metaphor. Where the company really dropped the ball was in the second part of the equation &ndash; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCiS4gG-sE8&eurl=http://commercial-archive.com/node/144133" target="_blank">the reveal video</a>: &ldquo;no popcorn&hellip; &hellip;more sound&hellip; sounds like you&rdquo; say the title cards.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; What the?!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the best job the copywriter could do to convey the &ldquo;use a Bluetooth device so you don&rsquo;t grow a tumor&rdquo; idea back to popcorn? Sounds like somebody&rsquo;s been frying their creative brain cells by talking on their phone too much.<br /><br /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>But are the peanuts still free?</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/6/9/but-are-the-peanuts-still-free.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/6/9/but-are-the-peanuts-still-free.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-06-09T21:27:13Z</published><updated>2008-06-09T21:27:13Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-none"><a href="http://flyderrie-air.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://brettborders.com/storage/derrie_air" alt="derrie_air" /></a></span><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; While the sting of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1808804,00.html">new airline surcharges</a> have everyone&rsquo;s wallets still smarting, Philadelphia-area readers opened their Friday morning papers to read about a &ldquo;new&rdquo; airline, <a target="_blank" href="http://flyderrie-air.com/">Derrie-Air</a>, that capitalizes on the heated subject by charging customers based on how much they weigh (which, presumably, is directly related to the size of their buttocks).<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Turns out the ads were a bogus, one-day campaign created by Philadelphia Media Holdings (owners of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.philly.com/inquirer/">The Philadelphia Inquirer</a> and the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.philly.com/dailynews/">Philadelphia Daily News</a>) and their ad agency, <a href="http://www.gyroworldwide.com/" target="_blank">Gyro</a>, to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25006813/">&ldquo;demonstrate the power of our brands in generating awareness and generating traffic for our advertisers, and put a smile on people&rsquo;s faces.&rdquo;</a><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Not surprisingly, the campaign is <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2008/06/derrieair_pack_less_weigh_less.php" target="_blank">drawing comments all over the place</a>. Which no doubt was the intention. However, &ldquo;Editor &amp; Publisher&rdquo; whose tagline is &ldquo;America&rsquo;s Oldest Journal Covering the Newspaper Industry&rdquo; says many in the ivory halls of journalism are apparently <a href="http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003813983" target="_blank">not amused</a>.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Me? I just think it&rsquo;s hilarious. And not a half-bad idea for an actual airline, either.<br /><br /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Hey you guyyyyyyyyyyys… Guess what?</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/5/20/hey-you-guyyyyyyyyyyys-guess-what.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/5/20/hey-you-guyyyyyyyyyyys-guess-what.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-05-20T00:20:57Z</published><updated>2008-05-20T00:20:57Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9QuWj_eO9s&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9QuWj_eO9s&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nearly 20 years ago, when I saw Morgan Freeman in <a target="_blank" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097239/">Driving Miss Daisy</a>, the first thing I thought was, &ldquo;hey, that&rsquo;s the dude from The Electric Company.&rdquo; Now just last week, PBS&rsquo; <a target="_blank" href="http://www.sesameworkshop.org">Sesame Workshop</a> (formerly known as the Children&rsquo;s Television Workshop) began filming a new version of the show and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/12/arts/television/12elec.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin">has announced</a> it plans to launch 26 new episodes in January of next year. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Admittedly, my third grader has a lot <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nick.com">more viewing options</a> to choose from today than I did at her age, so it remains to be seen if PBS will be successful. But I say <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M98-5g3TYTI&feature=related">&ldquo;h&hellip;&rdquo; &ldquo;&hellip;ats,&rdquo; (together now) &ldquo;hats&rdquo;</a> off to them.<br /><br /></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The top 50 non-commercials of all time.</title><id>http://brettborders.com/home/2008/5/6/the-top-50-non-commercials-of-all-time.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://brettborders.com/home/2008/5/6/the-top-50-non-commercials-of-all-time.html"/><author><name>Brett Borders</name></author><published>2008-05-06T23:16:14Z</published><updated>2008-05-06T23:16:14Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<embed allowNetworking="all" allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4820d0df7a286f58" width="384" height="283" quality="high" wmode="transparent" id="W4820d0df7a286f58" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, the ad biz has one swollen head. At least judging from today&rsquo;s new list of <a href="http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/50GreatestCommercialParodies/01/" target="_blank">The 50 Greatest Commercial Parodies of All Time</a> from <a href="http://www.nerve.com/" target="_blank">Nerve</a>.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Deservedly, the majority are from <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/" target="_blank">Saturday Night Live</a>. But they&rsquo;ve also managed to amass some from other sources as well &ndash; including <a href="http://sctv.org/intro.htm" target="_blank">SCTV</a>, <a href="http://www.madtv.com/" target="_blank">MADtv</a>, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098830/" target="_blank">In Living Color</a> and <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/chappelles_show/index.jhtml" target="_blank">Chappelle&rsquo;s Show</a>.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My personal favorite is this one from SNL (circa 1988) for &ldquo;First CityWide Change Bank.&rdquo; Reminds me how much I miss Phil Hartman.<br /><br /></p>]]></content></entry></feed>